Friday, June 16, 2006

In Case You Didn't Know About Modern Art-

- that most of it's become absolute shinola, here's proof.

A sculptor submitted this laughing head mounted on a pedestal, or plinth. The pieces somehow became separated, and while the head was rejected for admittance to the Royal Academy of Art's summer exhibition, the plinth was accepted and put on display.

Very minimalist and edgy. Everyone's having a good laugh, it's reported, as if this didn't betray the vacuity of their perceptions, and the completely insubstantial nature of much modern "work." The part requiring technical skill: sh**canned. The unusual conceptual "assemblage": effin' brilliant!

What an irrational bunch of retards rule the art world.

If I could raise some real artists from the dead, you'd see outraged Dutch and Italian zombies scaling the walls of the Royal Academy with palette knives in their teeth.

2 comments:

Paul Abbamondi said...

What an irrational bunch of retards rule the art world.

Amen to that!

Henway Twingo said...

Guess I'm preaching to the choir...