WHO AM I????

Image from here.

If you're like me, you spend a fair bit of life piddling away spurts of your own actual potential, taking quizzes to figure out what you're really like when you already know what the answer is: LAZY BASTARD.

In that spirit, via Bonnie, here's a detailed quiz by actual dog show people to discover what kind of dog you are, personalitywise. According to them, I'm a Golden Retriever, but I have my doubts. It was surprising to me how extensive and undoggy the personality questions are, but the Golden's fabled industry and constancy don't exactly seem to mesh with my incredible failings in those areas.

Of course, this other, shorter quiz (not by dog show people) says I'm a Jack Russell terrier.

Who can I trust to tell me the truth when the dog-personality quiz people can't even agree? I do believe, however, that self-absorbed emo about my schizophrenic failure to be genuinely grasped in a canine analog can divert me from productivity for another hour or two. Too....sad....and confused.....to write. Pass the broken cookies, and rev up the Murder, She Wrote. I am bereft of hope and require comfort!

P.S. Firefox works way better for posting in the new Blogger. So that's good. But I'm still not working.